Not so Vanilla TGIF!

So yesterday I posted that I would show you a ME card right? Ok...lol...well...here it is! After visiting mom yesterday...I realize I get my Rocky Road from her! Even while in pain...she's still cracking her naughty jokes! So that leads to the card!

This card was made for an SCS's bud swap that calls for you to show your "Real Housewife of SCS"! The swap is based on the Bravo Show...The Real Housewives. My favorite is the Orange County wives...I think Gretchen is a hoot...I love her attitude and that was me before I had my DS and "got serious" about life and motherhood. So you can say I'm one of those wives who have the nice toys in the closet and come out to play when "in the mood"...hence the sexy french maid image on my card AND the sentiment! LOL! I may not look as good as the girl herself...or even close...lol...but I am BAD SEXY to my hunny! *wink* We've been together for 15 years (in November) and married 11 years. So...whatcha think? Never imagined me being this naughty housewife? Or you already knew it? LOL!
Thanks for looking ya'll...and I'm glad I was able to post a much better and happier post. I know you guys say I can cry...scream...etc...and you'll be there...I'd hate to tire and burn you out with it! But then again that's why I love you guys...you stick it with me even when I feel like I'm in the dump all dirty and smelly...lol. HUGS!!!

Copics used:
Pink Ciao=R20, Tan=E31, & Dark Brown=E37
CS/DP: PPirrouette, BBlack, Bright White, Bazzil Bling Raspberry (?), & Raspberry Tart DP
Ink: BBlack & Copics
Embellishments: flatback bling
Others: white gel pen



~*Joni said...

LMBO! Why does this NOT surprise me? Somehow I knew you had some habanero in your salsa. ;) This is hilarious Gabby! I love it. I also love that mom has a witty spunk and sense of humor, that is so important in healing and having a good attitude (even if she's making fun of people, which is what my dad did after his stroke..;)). So happy to see you are posting and crafting again! HUGS~

Melissa Craig said...

Hey Gabby - so happy to see you crafting and chatting again! It's like I can see you smile! I love how Joni put it - habanero in your salsa! LOL

So are you defecting from Prismacolor Markers? I'm totally loving them!

Gael said...

LOVE this card! Glad to have you back crafting and especially happy that your mom is healing well and keeping her sense of humor!!

Stampin' Meg said...

My husband would really like my stamping a lot better if I stamped cards like this LOL Great job, Gabby!